ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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