what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Sober January is a disaster.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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