and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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