Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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