Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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