can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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