It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
he shaved USA in his pubs
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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