dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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