just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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