i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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