Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
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