cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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