I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
