i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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