Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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