ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
