All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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