There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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