Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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