you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He did a backflip because drugs
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