It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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