is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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