Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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