Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
My hand turned me down
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
