Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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