This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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