My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
What drink are we having for lunch?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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