No awkward lesbian experiences without me
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Randomize
