apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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