The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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