I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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