i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
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