I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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