i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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