I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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