Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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