I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
im on a boat
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