Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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