Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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