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At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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