school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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