I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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