4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
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She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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