Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Randomize
