She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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