You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
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