there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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