you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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