we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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