its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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